2016/08/04 13:06:40
BobF
Pets were too.  Reminds me of a story.
 
A women with a mini pet dog was seated next to a cigar smoking gentlemen on a rather long flight.  As soon as permitted, the man lit a cigar.  The women's dog was immediately annoyed and started yapping in protest.
 
The flight attendant was easily harried, a was soon beside herself trying to deal with the dog bothering the guy smoking a cigar that bothered the dog.
 
In a fit of frustration, she grabbed the dog and the cigar, took them to the front of cabin and pitched them both out the door.
 
When the plane finally landed, the woman was overjoyed to see the dog sitting on the wing of the airplane.
 
Guess what it had in its mouth?
 
 
2016/08/04 13:10:19
jamesg1213
Didn't the plane decompress when she opened the door?
2016/08/04 13:12:00
craigb
No, just Bob's story. 
2016/08/04 13:12:53
BobF
jeez ....
 
A brick.  The dog had a brick in its mouth
2016/08/04 13:16:35
SteveStrummerUK
BobF
jeez ....
 
A brick.  The dog had a brick in its mouth




Why?
2016/08/04 13:18:52
BobF
Because the foreman from a few days ago thru it up in the air to settle a dispute.
 
I waited too long, didn't I?
2016/08/04 13:20:38
jamesg1213
Yes Bob, yes you did.
2016/08/04 13:20:48
SteveStrummerUK
 
BobF
Because the foreman from a few days ago thru it up in the air to settle a dispute.
 
I waited too long, didn't I?

 
Oh I see...
 
... that's so side-splittingly hilarious.
2016/08/04 13:32:53
craigb
I figured you needed to check the Punchlines Only thread.
2016/08/04 13:48:08
SteveStrummerUK
 
I've only just stopped laughing.
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