John

jamesg1213
Didn't the plane decompress when she opened the door?

Back then planes were often flying low enough that they were not pressurized.  DC 3s  flew at around 7000 ft.
And they didn't have zip files to compress or uncompress. 

They mostly used ROT13 back then

BobF

John

jamesg1213
Didn't the plane decompress when she opened the door?

Back then planes were often flying low enough that they were not pressurized.  DC 3s  flew at around 7000 ft.
And they didn't have zip files to compress or uncompress. 

They mostly used ROT13 back then

YBY!

I have another funny story. There was this truck driver who had to deliver a truck full of bricks to a construction site. When he got there he counted the bricks and found he had one too many. The foreman told him he didn't want the extra brick and so he tied it to his flatbed and set off. On the way home he stopped by a railway bridge to take a leak. Seeing the brick and realizing the pointlessness of it, he untied it and threw it on the railway line. 
 
HA HA HA HA! 

another dog addicted to cigars  
 
You never hear what happened to that poor dog. He kept that cigar and went to the concourse lounge after the flight. He started blowing smoke rings and before long an Indian walked over to the poor dog knocked him up side his head knocking him out and screaming " No One talks about my Mother like that!"

sharke
I have another funny story. There was this truck driver who had to deliver a truck full of bricks to a construction site. When he got there he counted the bricks and found he had one too many. The foreman told him he didn't want the extra brick and so he tied it to his flatbed and set off. On the way home he stopped by a railway bridge to take a leak. Seeing the brick and realizing the pointlessness of it, he untied it and threw it on the railway line. 
 
HA HA HA HA! 

Do I have to to punchline fred to understand this joke?

bapu

sharke
I have another funny story. There was this truck driver who had to deliver a truck full of bricks to a construction site. When he got there he counted the bricks and found he had one too many. The foreman told him he didn't want the extra brick and so he tied it to his flatbed and set off. On the way home he stopped by a railway bridge to take a leak. Seeing the brick and realizing the pointlessness of it, he untied it and threw it on the railway line. 
 
HA HA HA HA! 

Do I have to to punchline fred to understand this joke?

Do I need need need an Enigma machine to understand this post?

So nobody got it???

Unbelievable.

I was lost after the foreman said he didn't want the brick 

Hrmph. Ok well I guess you had to be there. How about this one then:

A woman is on a train with her small dog which keeps yapping. A guy sitting next to her, smoking a cigar, asks her to shut the dog up. She says that the dog will shut up if he puts his damn cigar out because it's the smoke that's making him bark.

Anyway before long they are both at it tooth and claw, and the guy gets so angry he picks the dog up and throws it out of the window. Outraged, the woman grabs the cigar from his mouth and throws that out of the window.

Before long the train pulls into the next station and the distraught lady gets off. And as the train's pulling away, she looks down the track and sees her dog running towards her.

Guess what he had in his mouth?

Planes & trains so far.