sharkeHrmph. Ok well I guess you had to be there. How about this one then:A woman is on a train with her small dog which keeps yapping. A guy sitting next to her, smoking a cigar, asks her to shut the dog up. She says that the dog will shut up if he puts his damn cigar out because it's the smoke that's making him bark. Anyway before long they are both at it tooth and claw, and the guy gets so angry he picks the dog up and throws it out of the window. Outraged, the woman grabs the cigar from his mouth and throws that out of the window. Before long the train pulls into the next station and the distraught lady gets off. And as the train's pulling away, she looks down the track and sees her dog running towards her. Guess what he had in his mouth?
sharkeGuess what he had in his mouth?
craigbsharkeGuess what he had in his mouth?Your shame obviously for retelling Bob's joke!
sharkecraigbsharkeGuess what he had in his mouth?Your shame obviously for retelling Bob's joke! Ok it looks like nobody is going to get this one.
BobFWell, at least you have proof! Great jokes BTW. I love the way they tie together
sharkeBobFWell, at least you have proof! Great jokes BTW. I love the way they tie together The old dog with the brick in its mouth story came back to me slowly after reading your version with the dog on the plane. I just knew that I used to know a similar one. Mine works best when you tell people the brick story and leave them baffled for a few hours or even a couple of days. Then when the dog comes running along the track with the brick in its mouth it all comes back to them. That damn brick! LOL!
