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Next you're going to tell me is that there's another way to turn the lights on and off besides unscrewing them!
What!?!?!? That, sir, is crazy talk. I mean, that would take some kind of space-age switchy thingy and you'd have to somehow mount them on every wall. I mean, maybe in some kind of Jetsons-esque Utopian future, but until we have flying cars I'm not holding my breath. No, in the mean time, I'll be unscrewing light bulbs and burning the crap out of my fingers in the traditional way like god intended.
Dean