He followed me home from the circus. He was so cute. I crate him when I leave for work and what not. Clean up after him and feed him oatmeal 3 times a day and he always has a bowl of water. 

His obedience and tricks of juggling and singing show tunes is amazing!!

Anyway ... neighbors complained about the noise. The Police came and they arrested me. They call it "Kidnapping" I call it a misunderstanding. 

sheeeesh... 

Sometimes life is just not fair. 

You don't 'own' a midget...sheesh.

You rent them by the hour.

Jonbouy


You don't 'own' a midget...sheesh.

You rent them by the hour.

Do you think the judge will buy that I didn't know that ?

If the judge is over 5 ft you should be OK.

the politically correct name is a P.O.R.G. (person of restricted growth) and I would appreciate it if you started using it to describe the little shortarses.
Thank you

Classic

http://www.youtube.com/wa..._ap8Y&feature=fvst

daryl1968


the politically correct name is a P.O.R.G. (person of restricted growth) and I would appreciate it if you started using it to describe the little shortarses.
Thank you

How about  vertically challenged?

Rain

daryl1968


the politically correct name is a P.O.R.G. (person of restricted growth) and I would appreciate it if you started using it to describe the little shortarses.
Thank you

How about  vertically challenged?

That works Rain - just be respectful to the little Oompa Lumpa's - they have (small) feelings too

Mooch4056


He followed me home from the circus. He was so cute. I crate him when I leave for work and what not. Clean up after him and feed him oatmeal 3 times a day and he always has a bowl of water. 

His obedience and tricks of juggling and singing show tunes is amazing!!

Anyway ... neighbors complained about the noise. The Police came and they arrested me. They call it "Kidnapping" I call it a misunderstanding. 

sheeeesh... 

Sometimes life is just not fair. 

Next time, keep him in your studio--where it's sound proof.  

OMG! such horrible neighbors!!  will tell you about pets that change your life!