I agree with FBB. There is no easy shortcut.
The program is so capable of doing so many things that I have had one or another version now for over 5 years, recorded and produced a bunch of songs (see my soundclick site for proof) and I still learn things about this program on a daily basis that I did not know previously.
Take it one day and one step at a time. Start off with the basics. On day one you may not want to start off with time stretching a clip into a time change and aligning the snap to grid across the time/space continuum...... (wink wink)
Start off with a simple recording of audio or midi.... then as you learn and somewhat master that lesson, move to the next thing you NEED to accomplish. By doing a bunch of baby steps over a number of months, you can become quite proficient in a short time.
Of course, how fast you learn depends on the time you are willing and able to invest.
Use this and the SONGS forum as your sounding board and get feedback on the work you are doing. People will let you know if you are on the right track, and point you in a better direction if you're not.
A phone call might help if it's something really detailed and intricate and you have some basics already, but generally, a phone call is not the answer. Post one precise question in a thread and interact with the folks who answer..... besides, doing it that way kinda forces you to dig in and discover things and that's really how you learn because as you poke around trying things you WILL discover other things that you didn't even know existed let alone how to ask about them.
Have fun.... that's my 2 cents.