I remember the time the bass player locked his keys in the car. Took over an hour to get the drummer out.
I sometimes put drumsticks on my dashboard so I can park in the handicap spots.
What did the drummer get on his SAT test? Drool.
When the drool is coming out both sides of a drummer's mouth equally, what does it mean? That the drum riser is level.
What do you call a bass player in a suit? The defendant.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, I have an idea for a song!"