On what charge?

pair of diddles?

can we say diddle here?
 

BobF
On what charge?

quantize to 1/132nd?

bapu

BobF
On what charge?

quantize to 1/132nd?

Is that a swung 128th?

bapu
can we say diddle here?
 

BobF
On what charge?

Ok! Ok!  I confess!  I really should have been convicted for fake drum abuse in the following song...
 
For the record, I had only been playing drums for TWO weeks and this was a first take (I play every instrument - no, not all at once, that would have been much cooler).  I had just bought my Schecter Scorpion baritone guitar and had to try it out (running it through one of the weird filters on my G-Force) so I came up with this song.  Please excuse the drums if you can.  Here's Berry Jam.
 
http://www.nwdreamer.com/download/Berry-Jam.mp3
 
 

That's pretty cool, craig!
 
Better drums than I could do without EZD & AD
 
You've been acquitted

BobF
On what charge?

Impersonating a musician.
 
Old joke.
 
As told by bass players:
 
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a rock band?
A: A drummer.
 
As told by drummers:
 
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a rock band?
A: A bassist.
 
Sorry. Like I said, old joke. Real old. 

I remember the time the bass player locked his keys in the car.  Took over an hour to get the drummer out.
 
I sometimes put drumsticks on my dashboard so I can park in the handicap spots.
 
What did the drummer get on his SAT test?  Drool.
 
When the drool is coming out both sides of a drummer's mouth equally, what does it mean?  That the drum riser is level.
 
What do you call a bass player in a suit?  The defendant.
 
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?  "Hey guys, I have an idea for a song!"