How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up.
What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
What's the best way to confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Hey, did you hear about the drummer who went to college? Me either.