It's simple. You take the goat and the car across first. Leave the goat there, then row back with the car and pick up the host. Row both of them back and leave the car with the goat (because goats can't drive), then row back into the middle of the river with the host, spark up a doobie and enjoy the goat's comical attempts to start the car.

I don't trust anything with rectangular pupils.

All of my pupils are dilated.

eph221
All of my pupils are dilated.

Better'n yer pupils being pair-a-diddled, I'm sure.

eph221
All of my pupils are dilated.

There goes your chance at the Teacher of the Year award!

Mythbusters did this last year and proved that switching is better.
OucH! NOT THAT KIND OF SWITCH!!!

bayoubill
definately Goat

Greatest Of All Time?
 
 

so...I don't understand...what does this have to do with becan?

Beagle
so...I don't understand...what does this have to do with becan?

zactly!!
 
Nada
Zilch
Zero
Cero
Nulla
 
 
 

bapu

eph221
All of my pupils are dilated.

Better'n yer pupils being pair-a-diddled, I'm sure.

 
What on earth goes through that head of yours Bapu?  <edited>