I replied "****".

 
 
As Ernesto 'Che' Guevara once said to the Dalai Lama, "Did you kno dat my name is an anagram of 'He guarantees cover'?"
 
The Llama is said to have replied, "How should I know, I'm just a funny-looking camel-like creature who has no interest in verbal and linguistic prestidigitation".

I once asked Haley's Comet how long it takes to rock around the clock?
 
His reply was way over my head.

 
 
What I'd like to know is this.....
 
 
 
....... what does Che Guevara call his house?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(I fancy this witticism amply worthy of a Bestest Answer Oscar once Daryk gets his **** back in this fred)

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
What I'd like to know is this.....
 
 
 
....... what does Che Guevara call his house?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(I fancy this witticism amply worthy of a Bestest Answer Oscar once Daryk gets his **** back in this fred)

Witticism of the year award goes to this post.

Knoblets

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
After all, wanton over-insertion of anatomically correct terminology leaves oneself wide open to suffering the ignominy of being excommunicatted excomunnicated excommunikated excommunicatied band

Puerile euphemisms necessitate interdiction Steve. 

As Elton once said to mothers everywhere, "Don't let your son go ...."
 
Wait, I'm sure that isn't correct.

Boobies

Mammaries alone in the moonlight...