I have these wonderful dreams where I'm playing guitar and I'm able to produce these great soaring solos! In real life, I've always been just a rhythm player... I know about half-a-dozen "canned" leads (that is, leads created by others that I attempt to reproduce) and have only created a couple of leads of my own.
Learning lead theory for real sounds like a lot of work (and tends to require having an actual guitar in your possession

). I think I should just go back to sleep. What do you think?