Last night I had this really stressful dream whereby my neighbor confronted me in the hallway about making too much noise, and even though I apologized he started poking me with a very sharp stick and then the rest of the dream was me trying to hide and him popping out every now and then and poking me with the stick. 
 
So in the morning I'm getting ready for work and I walked past the bed and there right in the middle of it was a toothpick. I have no idea how it got there but it was snapped into a right angle as if I'd been rolling over onto it all night. Dream explained, lol. Amazing how outside events turn into scenarios when you're asleep. 

So this dream was similar to the one you had where you were eating this giant marshmallow all night only to wake up with half a pillow, ya? 
 

If I were you, I would check the windows and doors just in case ...

did you discover the toothpick before or after you went to the guy down the hallway and punched him in the face?

Yes to everything

The worst is dreaming you're in the bathroom going #1, and then wake up in bed not dreaming anymore .......

You should be thankful it wasn't a horse's head

tooth pick?  just a tiny tooth pick?

Try stabbing yourself in the leg with one. It stings. 

eph221
tooth pick?  just a tiny tooth pick?

They're a bit different in NY...