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As a kid we had a Dachshund. Worst dog ever. It seemed to only focus on trashing the house and crapping everywhere. We even had a special training book titled "The Obstinate Oblong". It seems they are notorious little ****s. To bad they're so darn cute and cuddly.
This one is a rescue. 7 years old. The lady from the shelter really screwed us - but then, my wife was so stuck on adopting him that the lady's job was easy. The only thing she told us that was true was that he was crate trained.
As for the rest, when we brought him to the vet, they had to extract 11 teeth (the lady had told us that his teeth might need a bit of cleaning...) He barks for no reason, he marks every chance he gets. And he's basically that temperamental, needy little lap dog - the exact opposite of the dogs I typically like. It's my wife's dog, really, always in her lap... Not that he doesn't like me or doesn't want me to play with him, but he's mommy's dog.