I was outside playing my guitar when a beautiful woman came walking up. I recognized her as one of my neighbors cept' way better looking than any of the others. She said she plays keyboards and sings. She then asked if I could give her lessons. Yes I said !
Anytime! I went to her house and checked her equipment out. Nice! Her keyboard was OK too and a Yamaha. We spoke for a while and she took my number. I Am still waiting by the phone! 

bayoubill
............... a beautiful woman came walking up. .............better looking than any of the others. She then asked if I could give her lessons. Yes I said !
Anytime! I went to her house and checked her equipment out. Nice!

(reading between the lines).....
 
Well done and congrats Bill!!

I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN! 
 
I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear"        WHA?!?    I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since

bayoubill
I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN! 
 
I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear"        WHA?!?    I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since

 
Wuz that a Freudian slip???

bayoubill
I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN! 
 
I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear"        WHA?!?    I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since

 
Cool stuff too have happen "GUITARZAN " , I hope it works out for you .
 
Kenny
 
 

Ham N Egz

bayoubill
I FEEL LIKE GUITARZAN! 
 
I told her I couldn't talk so she have to bare with me. She smiled as if thinking then replies" You can whisper can't you, if you have something you need to say just whisper in my ear"        WHA?!?    I've been tryin to close my mouth ever since

 
Wuz that a Freudian slip???

She wasn't wearing a dress. She was wearing sweat pants and t-shirt. I didn't see anything else  though I did catch myself staring at her t-shirt logo. I feel like Beetlejuice 
 
I Am looking forward to teaching her to sing. I can tell it's been a long time 

Well, there you go HamnEgz......she wasn't wearing a dress, no slip.

I want to hold on to this illusion as long as possible! In my mind to pretend, ponder, and/or daydream of really being a guitarzan! 

I woke up  in my recliner