sharke
I recall a standup comic saying that the Scots were the only humans who can communicate directly with dialup modems. True dat.
I recall a Brad Pitt movie where he plays some sort of Piker, or some such person, who is a fighter, and when he spoke you could maybe get every seventh or eighth word, and by the way who's idea was it to put 4 consonants in a row for 'eighth'?
What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...
Bob Bone (Scottish background, so I am allowed) :)