Bert Guy
Very unusual idea: a character assasination number, something like John Lennon's How Do You Sleep(or Dylan's positively 4th Street), couched in a smooth blues rock rock groove, reminiscent of the Atlanta rythm section. The lyrics are an unrelenting series of ad hominum attacks and generic insults directed at some loser fellow whom you liken to a disposable female hygiene device. Given all that, I think its pretty darn cool, with double entendres and unexpected rhymes in the lyrics. I don't think I've ever heard 'dick' and 'prick' rhymed before in a song. I really like the contrast of the smooth, seductive 70's instramental, with the abusive, angry lyric. Production values are really good. Cool project, overall.
Thank you very much! You, my friend, should review songs for a living.
While I was writing the song I realized that "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" came to mind only in that both songs are unrelenting in their character assassinations. Except, in Douchebag, it's not only the singer that feels this way as his feelings are shared with is co-workers.