Am I missing something? I know a lot of light people I'd like to make heavier, so I delight them. Or at least I try but for some reason it always makes them more light.

Root word: Light

Prefix De: privation, removal, separation - ( dehumidify), negation ( demerit; derange), descent ( degrade; deduce), reversal ( detract), intensity ( decompound).

Maybe I'm just delighted.

I'm Dark & Twisty

Whoa!  That was heavy!
(And mean!) 

Whoa!  That was heavy!
(And mean!) 

This is easier than the other one! 
 
delight =  where it's shiny ..... by delight

I delight myself.
 
Wait, that did not come out right.

When I go to bed I delight the bedroom.
 
Then it's dark.
 

https://youtu.be/gzoEK545j64?t=6
 

Jeff M.
https://youtu.be/gzoEK545j64?t=6
 

Me always likey that one. 

Is Afternoon Delight when there is fog or heavy overcast from 11:00AM to 2:00PM?