I'm never changing who I am.
People have grown to expect a certain mindset? And who am I to disappoint my fans? I personally enjoy a big bottom? So "Bottoms up Herb!" Bottoms up... I for one would like to put all of this bottom talk "behind us?"

We need to spank this bottom talk in to submission? No more butt cracks? Let's put it in the rear view mirror... I was questioning a young lady just this past weekend about her lineage? "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?" I asked over and over again (we were on ancestry.com and I was trying to trace it back)
(I'm sorry for that right there Lord... And please be with the Pygmies in New Guinea.)