EntertainmentDavid Hasselhoff -- I'm BrokeTMZ 12 hours ago 
 
David Hasselhoff -- who made hundreds of millions of dollars from "Baywatch", "Knight Rider" and various other TV shows, movies and other entertainment ventures -- says he can't afford to support his ex-wife anymore because he's got less than $4k in cash to his name.
 
David and ex-wife Pamela Bach are locked in a spousal support war -- she's currently getting $252k a year, but he wants that amount significantly lowered, saying he's a shadow of his former financial self. Hasselhoff says his European tour got cut short because of poor ticket sales, and he's not sure if his new reality show, "Hoff the Record," will make him flush again. David says he's trying to stay "relevant," but it's hard. 
 


 

I have less than no sympathy.

Craig 
I'm still suffering from a minor case of PTSD  that the video of the Asian Guitarist you posted yesterday caused .
That blisteringly fast Crotch Rocket David Hassledong sac shot is absolutely horrible and it is not helping me recover at all it is actually making things much worse after only seeing that once ...
There is only one thing I can do for unseeing  That David Dinkledong Neon Flashing Billboard ..
I need to look at some Nakeed Wimmen's on the beach sunning and playing topless volleyball
 
all the best ,
 
Kenny

oh, Craig, NO!!!
 
NO NO NONONONO!!!!
 
MY EYES!!!

Has anyjuan posted here?
I can't see a thing now.

Ok, ok...  Here's a couple of nice lasses from NAMM.
 

 
They told me not to mention that Hasselhoff has already been with both of them.

*Oops!* 
 

How about my guitar pick holder then?
 

 

But do you have as much money as Mr. Hasselfoff's divorce attorney?