http://nypost.com/2016/05/22/why-this-man-decided-to-become-a-goat/
 
At first I thought he was not kidding, but now I see that he was in fact kidding. 

"Oh would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
Or be better off than you are 
Oh would you rather be a goat."
 
... wait, I don't remember that line in the song. 
 
Oh!, uh...never mind then.
 
 

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid would eat ivy too; wouldn't you?
 
(Sorry, was channeling Burle Ives for a moment there!)

Some people just seem to need to learn the hard way.

I like dogs, but I don't feel a need to sniff butts and eat disgusting things like poo,  to experience it first hand.

It makes cents to me to spend a vacation as a bikini

ORRrrrrr  take a vacation in December as Santa so you know where all the bad girls live!

Goat is what goat does...

 
Don't knock goathood.
 

I think Nebuchadnezzar did that for a few years.

Right Now , Some where's in the world , there is a Young Totally Hip Goat Shepard with aspirations of doing a remake of a very popular Hollywood movie ...
As far as I can tell , he may have just found his leading man and stunt coordinator for the new upcoming release of,
"Planet of The Goats "
 
Kenny