1. Know what time it is?
2. Want to party like it's 1999?
3. Wanna dance (and hold my hand)?
4. Sheik Yerbouti?
5. Fight The Law (And The Law Won)? 

I want to eat bayconn ...
 
Are your palms sweaty?

6. Shoot the Sheriff but not the Deputy?

7.  Have fun tonight?  (wang chung)  BTW Wang Chung is a neologism that those guys came up with to represent an up and down strum on a guitar. Their music was also rumored to cause epileptic seizures.  Uh-huh, that's wha I'm talkin 'bout: have so much fun you end up doin the worm on the floor!

eph221
7.  Have fun tonight?  (wang chung)  BTW Wang Chung is a neologism that those guys came up with to represent an up and down strum on a guitar. Their music was also rumored to cause epileptic seizures.  Uh-huh, that's wha I'm talkin 'bout: have so much fun you end up doin the worm on the floor!

Nope..they were originally called Huang Chung, which is Chinese for 'yellow bell', and the first note in the Chinese classical music scale. They later changed the name to Wang Chung to make it easier for people to pronounce.

They must have made up a bunch of silly stories because I heard that from the horses' mouth.

bapu
1. Know what time it is?
2. Want to party like it's 1999?
3. Wanna dance (and hold my hand)?
4. Sheik Yerbouti?
5. Fight The Law (And The Law Won)? 

1.  Yes, I've got a watch fetish.
2.  I wish I could, i had much more stamina back then.  Now 10pm is bedtime.
3.  Maybe.  Are you easy?
4.  Daily.  I "dance like nobody is watching," but only because everyone turns away in shame.
5.  I try, but the losses are adding up.

8. You can take a horse to the water, but you can't make it drink - George Harrison 

 
1. Know what time it is?

• Penis

2. Want to party like it's 1999?

• Pines

3. Wanna dance (and hold my hand)?

• Snipe

4. Sheik Yerbouti?

• Spine

5. Fight The Law (And The Law Won)? 

• Penis (again; sorry, I runned out of unfunky anamargs)

Mesh
8. You can take a horse to the water, but you can't make it drink - George Harrison 

9. You can drag a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead - Straummy