Gentlemen,
Busted again by the wife… Some of you will no doubt resonate with this.
Found out my Reverberate 2 convo reverb had massive downloads of the IR files on the webpage that were only sparsely represented in the original. What’s 8 GB files in the grand schemata of things, only that it bad timing clogged up the computer when she was wanting to watch a streaming documentary.
Hoarding again?...
Uh..I was only…they didn’t include these…they didn’t cost anything…but…but…
Busted big time nonetheless. At least she lets me drink beer out of the closet.
Occurred to me that if we are trying to make money off of our music, we could likely make a lot more being TV stars.
Checking out Hoarders TV show, they usually have some fat chick (or guy) with garbage piled to the gills. Then the drama of protective services coming in with blazing guns, and a hazmat team trying to clean the place up.
Looked around my humble rental, and everything is clean and sentient. Peace and simplicity a blessing in the observable landscape.
HOWEVER….
Underlying the false sense of simplicity, there is the cancerous sickness of digital hording. Many times over the Library of Congress volume. An intricate maze of archives, meticulously tendered and groomed. Replaced with the faintest KRV hint that one of them has been upgraded. Folders within folders within folders of vst effects and vsti synths. Beyond the capacity of human intellect to keep track of, but it keeps growing.
So here’s the spin. First dude to get hold of the Hoarders producers will be a star. Tried to contact them myself but said I have to do Facebook which I have no commerce with out of choice.
Think of it. Hoarders doing a new spin on hoarding, but this time digital.
Confident that everyone here, myself first and foremost, are incorrigible offenders who need to be hauled off for therapy.
Trying again to contact Hoarders if no one beats me to it.
Sob story beyond redemption, and money to help dry the tears for the right to document the affliction.
John