2016/04/17 16:38:41
drewfx1
BobF
drewfx1
sharke
I just visited an EDM production forum and one of the posts was titled: 
 
"Can you phase out a hardstyle kick the same way you can phase out a big room kick to make a trap bootleg, or is there just too much high end distortion on a hardstyle kick?"
 
Can anyone shed any light on this gibberish? 




For all the old folks pretending to be superior, I suspect it's asking something like, "Can you EQ a Strat to make it sound like a Les Paul?", only with kick drum sounds.




Hey drew, you wouldn't happen to be a youngster, would you? 




Not remotely.
 
I'm just someone who still remembers my elders' ridiculous comments regarding music made after they were young and don't wish to repeat their mistake.
2016/04/17 16:51:32
Beepster
99.9% of the terms posted on this forum made about as much sense to me when I first showed up. Now I can follow along with most convos.
 
Well... the exception being the Coffee House. Then the ratio of perceived whargarble jumps right back up to 99.9%.
 
More so even.
 
It's glorious.
2016/04/17 17:54:20
BobF
What about 'baconalizationism' - the sensationalism of bacon?
2016/04/17 17:56:29
BobF
drewfx1
BobF
drewfx1
sharke
I just visited an EDM production forum and one of the posts was titled: 
 
"Can you phase out a hardstyle kick the same way you can phase out a big room kick to make a trap bootleg, or is there just too much high end distortion on a hardstyle kick?"
 
Can anyone shed any light on this gibberish? 




For all the old folks pretending to be superior, I suspect it's asking something like, "Can you EQ a Strat to make it sound like a Les Paul?", only with kick drum sounds.




Hey drew, you wouldn't happen to be a youngster, would you? 




Not remotely.
 
I'm just someone who still remembers my elders' ridiculous comments regarding music made after they were young and don't wish to repeat their mistake.




Those comments from my elders didn't even phase me.  They just reaffirmed my idea that my elders were clueless
2016/04/17 19:27:07
bapu
Daryl likes monkeys
2016/04/17 19:28:22
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
What's a "convos"?
2016/04/17 19:36:04
DrLumen
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
What's a "convos"?




Conversations.
2016/04/17 19:46:30
Beepster
lulz...
 
Illznideeotic, yo!
 
/Phil Hartman
2016/04/17 20:23:06
craigb
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
I even had to google "EDM"
 
 
 
 
... I am so feckin' old




Are you saying it doesn't mean "Enormous, dangling moobs?" 
2016/04/17 20:36:06
auto_da_fe
Hey you kids get off the lawn...
 
JR
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