Quick update..... I went out to the farm yesterday to do some exploring in the woods.....
2 things of note:
1. It's really thick out there. I used a machete quite a bit. and I felt like Hansel and Gretel .... but I didn't use bread crumbs... I used marking tape.... bright pink. It took me an hour and a half and still hadn't reached the stream at the halfway point in the back 20. I could see the hardwood trees on the stream... When I got home, I found a tick on me.... so next time... it's some DEET infused bug spray when I'm bush-hogging the property line.
2. Look at the picture of the house in the OP.... see that vine to the left of the door with the christmas light strand in it? Well.........spring has sprung and it's starting to pop out leaves..... oh yeah... it's freaking poison ivy. Who in their right mind grows poison ivy up the side of their house? Removing THAT is going to be fun. I might have to get one of those hazardous waste clean-up suits, full face and hand protection and then tackle it. That's the last thing I need.