Me.















Kanye? Pffft!!

 
 
My ego took a bit of a knock yesterday...
 
I popped down to the local library and asked to borrow a book called The Guide To Living With A Small Penis.
 
"I'm sorry sir", replied the librarian, "But it isn't in yet".
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I hear that a lot
 

bapu
Steven Slate or Donald Trump?
 
Edit: for the love all that is good, NO POLITICS, pleazzzzzze?

Easy answer ... Bapu and Strummy!
 

 
(see? no politics!)

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
My ego took a bit of a knock yesterday...
 
I popped down to the local library and asked to borrow a book called The Guide To Living With A Small Penis.
 
"I'm sorry sir", replied the librarian, "But it isn't in yet".
 
 
I hear that a lot
 

 
It's amazing how much that joke has been bastardized in the years since I first heard it. Originally it was asking if "you have that book about men with small penises"  and the librarian says "It isn't in yet" and the man says "Yes that's it...."

Ok, no politics.
 
I was at the park today and it's located in a VERY liberal part of Calif. So I'm lambasting Donald Trump saying he's absolutely a disgrace, a buffoon, etc and the crowd around me was just about cheering.

Then I said: "there's only one possible worse choice for president and that's Hilary Clinton."

You could have heard a pin drop and if looks could kill.....

There's a very good reason you can't talk politics on this forum.

Caaaaam!!