I know you were/are serious.
My facetiousness notwithstanding, you are wasting your life collecting what you will never use.
Stuff requires space, time, and attention. Every bit of stuff costs at least 10 times the original price.
And since there is no such thing as "Free," each thing will use more than 10 times the amount of life you use to aquire it.
To paraphrase a bit, "Be careful what you aquire. The more you have the less you get to do with any of it."