.....according to Zeno.
 

That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.– as recounted by Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b10

Suppose Bapu wants to catch a stationary bus. Before he can get there, he must get halfway there. Before he can get halfway there, he must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a quarter, he must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth; and so on.
 
See?
 

If you have trouble catching a stationary bus, then I wouldn't try catching one that's moving! 
(Just sayin'...)

Hi,
 
Getting somewhere is always a good reason to forget why we never get anywhere?
 
Trying to be deep here with a reasonable lyric ... but it sounds awful and quite top ten rubbish!

 
 

bapu
.....according to Zeno.
 

That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.– as recounted by Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b10

Suppose Bapu wants to catch a stationary bus. Before he can get there, he must get halfway there. Before he can get halfway there, he must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a quarter, he must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth; and so on.
 
See?
 

Why yes.... yes I do see.
 
There are two important things to consider with this seemingly unsolvable conundrum:

1. For the theorem to be disproved, we have to assume that the Bapu is moving at a constant speed and, with all other things such as wind speed, friction and the conservation of angular momentum taken into consideration, as well as the physical and quantum limitations on the eventual halving of the Planck Constant, the fractional change can to some extent be ignored if the numerator is a positive integer
2. Penis

I like #2.
 
Wait that did not come out right.

bapu
I like #2.
 
Wait that did not come out right.

PWF!! *
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* Penis-wettingly-funny

SteveStrummerUK

bapu
I like #2.
 
Wait that did not come out right.

PWF!! *
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* Penis-wettingly-funny

Depends will work for both instances.
HTH

At least this isn't more squirrel porn...
(Or is it?)

I prefer my squirrels with fur

and bacon