and Wisconsin cheddar

I scenced squirrel porn but there was none even though I met my goal halfway and fell short a quarter which should make perfect scence to Zeno

Of course, if you don't want to get anywhere, then you are being successful, ya? 

 
 
 

BobF
and bacon
 

Bob, it's "becan".
 
B. E. C. A. N.
 
Can be prefixed by "MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................................"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
As in: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................................becan  (NB - drooling optional)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Or "I'd like me some tasty raw fried....."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
As in: I'd like me some tasty raw fried becan.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A haiku might help
You to see, it's not "bacon"
But 'becan' we lurve
 
 
 

 
Here's an easier way to get the point across Steve. 

 
 
Arse.

How the hell did I end up on this boat with you guys?