craigb
Jesse Screed
I have a friend who has to have 9" of his colon removed.
Does that mean he has a semicolon now? 
Well, funny you should ask. Considering that the diameter of the human colon is between 8-12 cm, and the tumor in his is at least 6 cm in diameter, he has a semi in his colon.
However, the length of the colon could be up to 2.7 m, thus he has some to spare. So his colon will be a semi colon, but only by <20% or so.
The extenuating issue is that he had a kidney transplant some years ago.
I took a road trip with him today. We spent time isolated together in a vehicle. We had the "anything could happen conversation." He told me the password to his music files and said if the worst thing happened, "get my laptop and make sure my friends and family hear my songs."
I assured him that salvaging his laptop would not be necessary because the best outcome would be realized.
So now it is semi on the up and up, and semi on the tempest in the mid section.
I hope the OP writes a cool song soon: it might be the best way for family and friends to know who you really are.
I hope Craig writes a cool song too.
Jesse Q. Screed