i would settle for one humpday per year 
 
I Am tired of takin me out to dinner 

I Am willing to hump any day opportunity presents herself.  Her self.  Her-self.  Ewe ...

Let´s go for a cake walk , now cakewalk,hehehehe

Kalle Rantaaho
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Maybe not as long and complicated as the German language, though. I remember how impressed I was seeing
a "Lebensmittelwissenschaftlerin" (nutrition scientist) interwieved in a german news bulletin, but I know that ain't the "worst".
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Und ein rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz an dir!
 
Too bad a change in EU beef labeling laws made that word obsolete!
 
I pity anyone who has to learn English. As proof, I leave you with three words:
 
Comb
 
Tomb
 
Bomb
 

Nope! After several attempts I still see 2 words. I will keep attempting till I see one word!!!

Some people believe that all *shoulds* are open to question, and are merely suggestions.  Some people think everything *should* be how they want it.  The truth is somewhere in between in the real world. Not, of course in academia.  That's the one unfortunate by(-)product of the information age and the simulacrum:  that all should's are just an opinion.  No wonder the millenials are lame, they were all taught by BABY BOOMERS!

eph221
Some people believe that all *shoulds* are open to question, and are merely suggestions.  Some people think everything *should* be how they want it.  The truth is somewhere in between in the real world. Not, of course in academia.  That's the one unfortunate by(-)product of the information age and the simulacrum:  that all should's are just an opinion.  No wonder the millenials are lame, they were all taught by BABY BOOMERS!

Actually, they were taught by hippies.  The boomers have been working to pay for everything

What percentage of baby boomers weren't *hippies* do you think?!  The government was busy killing off the non-hippies.