ol pal, I feel your pain man.
Please clarify your emotions though.
1. Are you frustrated because you want it, and you want it now?
2. Are you frustrated because the mode and model of delivery is wasteful and seemingly inefficient?
3. Are you frustrated because life is a biotch?
I have some recommendations for you.
1. Talk to the misses, and see if she wants to celebrate your birthday again.
2. Read the manual for your toy, and you can hit the ground running when it arrives.
3. I forgot #3, but it was a good one too.
4. Stir up a batch of martini, and listen to the birds sing.
These other cats, with their transporters and such seem to be missing the point, or maybe it's me....again.
Peace ol pal
Jesse Q Screed