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2016/03/14 18:03:12
Jesse Screed
I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
Jesse Q. Screed
2016/03/14 21:12:00
craigb
Jesse Screed
I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
Jesse Q. Screed




You forgot to mention that your girlfriend is the Dolly Llama. 
2016/03/14 21:53:27
Jesse Screed
craigb
Jesse Screed
I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
Jesse Q. Screed




You forgot to mention that your girlfriend is the Dolly Llama. 





and, my girlfriend is the Dolly Llama,
 
she dresses like Barbara Streisand sitting on a posh paisley ottoman.
 
Jesse Q. Screed
2016/03/14 22:19:01
eph221
Oh you NAUGHTY men...
2016/03/14 22:33:21
craigb
I can't hear Streisand's name without thinking of that Southpark episode that included Robert Smith of the Cure... LOL!
 

2016/03/15 00:07:36
Moshkito
Jesse Screed
craigb
Jesse Screed
I'm 11 ft tall and weigh 200 stone.
 
My Mother is twice my size.  My Father is a mountain in Tibet.
 
I like bacon.
 
Jesse Q. Screed




You forgot to mention that your girlfriend is the Dolly Llama. 





and, my girlfriend is the Dolly Llama,
 
she dresses like Barbara Streisand sitting on a posh paisley ottoman.
 
Jesse Q. Screed




Ohhh ... Spike Milligan would have loved this one!
2016/03/15 18:10:51
eph221
Is JUMBO shrimp the same thing as a tuna can?  Can't tune a piano but you can tuna fish, no?
2016/03/15 18:53:32
michaelhanson
I like Jumbo shrimp better than midget shrimp.
2016/03/15 18:57:31
eph221
At least you like shrimp!  I feel sorry for the midget shrimp.  It gets a bad rap.
2016/03/15 19:09:06
Beepster
I dunno... those teeny tiny little shrimps are pretty awesome if there's enough of them to scarf by the handful.
 
Then again... is that like eating their babbies? Is there an ethical dilemma like with veal?
 
How is shrimp babby formed?
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