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I cannot drink coffee anymore, but

I'm not sure I understand any of this, again.
 
Jesse Q. Screed

Jesse Screed
I'm not sure I understand any of this, again.
 
Jesse Q. Screed

Welcome to the Coffee House sir!  Please have a seat and someone will be right over to confuse you. 

 
 
Straummy: At last, a fred I can get stuck into...
 
Straummy's conscience: Just let it lie mate, it's been over two years now.
 
Straummy: Yes, you're probably right. I'll give it a rest from now on.
 
Straummy's conscience: It would be interesting if things got a bit "stricter" round here though.
 
Straummy: Oi! You told me to drop it!
 
Straummy's conscience: I did. My apologies. So, we're going to stay away from any further discussion on this topic.
 
Straummy: Why yes, yes we will.
 
Straummy's conscience: Mind you, you might want to mention what a truly outstanding choice they made when they picked CakeAlexS for the role...
 
Straummy: Well........ er........
 
Straummy's conscience: He did abuse his privileged position to victimise you after all. And you never received even the slightest hint of an apology did you.
 
Straummy: Er..... um ................ well........
 
Straummy's conscience: Oh my god, I'm worse than you.
 
Straummy: No wonder I'm such a bad egg.
 
 
 

Coffee... becan.

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Straummy: At last, a fred I can get stuck into...
 
Straummy's conscience: Just let it lie mate, it's been over two years now.
 
Straummy: Yes, you're probably right. I'll give it a rest from now on.
 
Straummy's conscience: It would be interesting if things got a bit "stricter" round here though.
 
Straummy: Oi! You told me to drop it!
 
Straummy's conscience: I did. My apologies. So, we're going to stay away from any further discussion on this topic.
 
Straummy: Why yes, yes we will.
 
Straummy's conscience: Mind you, you might want to mention what a truly outstanding choice they made when they picked CakeAlexS for the role...
 
Straummy: Well........ er........
 
Straummy's conscience: He did abuse his privileged position to victimise you after all. And you never received even the slightest hint of an apology did you.
 
Straummy: Er..... um ................ well........
 
Straummy's conscience: Oh my god, I'm worse than you.
 
Straummy: No wonder I'm such a bad egg.
 
 
 

 
 

BobF

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Straummy: At last, a fred I can get stuck into...
 
Straummy's conscience: Just let it lie mate, it's been over two years now.
 
Straummy: Yes, you're probably right. I'll give it a rest from now on.
 
Straummy's conscience: It would be interesting if things got a bit "stricter" round here though.
 
Straummy: Oi! You told me to drop it!
 
Straummy's conscience: I did. My apologies. So, we're going to stay away from any further discussion on this topic.
 
Straummy: Why yes, yes we will.
 
Straummy's conscience: Mind you, you might want to mention what a truly outstanding choice they made when they picked CakeAlexS for the role...
 
Straummy: Well........ er........
 
Straummy's conscience: He did abuse his privileged position to victimise you after all. And you never received even the slightest hint of an apology did you.
 
Straummy: Er..... um ................ well........
 
Straummy's conscience: Oh my god, I'm worse than you.
 
Straummy: No wonder I'm such a bad egg.
 
 
 

Straummy: Hmm, I thought Prozac was used to treat clinical depression, not for those diagnosed as being a 'nut'.
 
Straummy's black dog: Pfft... Prozac.... Prozac!? PROZAC!!!!!!!!!!! It don't even touch the sides anymore ....
 
Straummy: Arrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ........ the voices.... the voices ...
 
Straummy's black dog: mmmmmwwwwahahahahahaha ............... etc ..