It wants to redistribute the moobs weight to my arse and the gut weight to my legs.

OK then, Hillary it is!

My body is more of an anarchist. 

I'm in the same boat*.
 
Been scrawny my whole life.
 
Been force feeding myself lately on doctorb's orders (the extra b is for Bargain!).
 
Getting one of those silly looking lamo skinny guy poucho guts/spare tires.
 
WHY can't the food migrate up to my chesticles and shoulders... at least a little?!
 
I'd even accept it shifting to the area where an arse should be.
 
*Edit: Rereading the OP... mayhaps my body is gonna vote for Trump.
 
Can it do that? The rest of me is Canadian.

*Pfft...*  I'm in great shape! 
(Round is a shape.)

bapu
It wants to redistribute the moobs weight to my arse and the gut weight to my legs.

Time for a daily walk and some exercise! You can always practice the bass along the walk?

My body was invaded and snatched by the phat mafia.....

''I have a body like a dropped lasagne''
 
- Frankie Boyle

Edited in a selfless act of self-censorship ... with apologies to all

Hi,
 
Actually it's worst than half the sign, but even in that world (and this was the case in Portugal with our family) there are many that think they are above the law and they love to apply the rules ... but not to themselves. It never was "socialism" and it was always a joke, and in some cases, it was a cover for some kind of Bertolucci dung!