2016/03/03 05:55:21
ston
You have my sympathies, I have a completely psychotic rescue dog living next to me.  Lights on, nobody home.  It barks ceaselessly the moment it's let out of the house, whatever the time is.  My only consolation is that the horrible little bastard will die one day.  In the UK, this would be a matter for the environmental health department not the police.  Used to get on very well with that neighbour, now there's a lot of tension between us because of his broken-ass dog.  I don't think he appreciates me screaming blue murder at him to shut his f****** dog up at like 4:30 in the morning :-D
2016/03/03 06:44:47
Glyn Barnes
Of course you could look at it as a business opportunity.  Record it, sample it process it heavily and sell it as a Kontakt library. But I suppose the neighbour would want royalties.
2016/03/03 07:51:18
Guitarhacker
rbecker
OP wrote:
"Spoke nicely to the neighbor, and for a week the dogs were quieter, then they started up again. Neighbor says dogs are meant to bark....Cops won't do anything unless you can prove that the dog is barking for more than 20 minutes at a time."
 
1. Go to your town or city hall and find out for yourself exactly what the written ordinances are regarding both noise and also dogs/pets. Do not take anybody's word for anything.
2. If then you have any recourse, keep requesting the police to do something about it. The "Proof" bit you mention -if accurate- is a cop-out (pun intended). I have never heard of anything like that before. A primary function of the police is to help smooth over conflicts between citizens before they escalate into something more than a small disagreement. For you, this is a serious quality-of-life issue.
 
All municipalities are different, but as I recall some places I have lived: The 10 or 20 minute rule may only apply to daytime hours, and 0 minutes at night, like after 10:00 p.m. and before 8:00 a.m.
 
Good luck.




 
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go and get a written copy of the town's ordinance. If it's been addressed by a town board, and it's in writing, it's the law.  Make a copy for your neighbor and deliver it to them.  Since the dogs belong to the neighbor, it is their  responsibility to be sure they are conforming to the law on the books. 

Be sure to document the dogs barking. That's easy to do with your phone's video camera. When the police come and give you an excuse, you can show them the ordinance as well. Document how many times you have had to call the police to address this problem.  Get date, time, name of the responding officer, etc.

If push comes to shove, and you have to take it to court, all that documentation and video will help you win the case.

I feel your pain because for a time, we had the same exact issue. We had neighbors who had 2 Husky dogs in a pen that was 15 feet from our bedroom and they would bark, yelp, and howl in the middle of the night. Amazingly, in the daytime, you would not have known they were there. Not a peep. But at night....different story.  It didn't seem to bother the owners one bit.  I spoke to them several times and threatened to take them to court if the midnight commotion didn't stop.  It stopped. They actually got rid of the dogs.
 
I have 2 dogs and fortunately, the dog that does stay outside at night is quiet unless there is something going on.  He has barked when the possum was trying to get into the chicken coop, and also the time the police took down my neighbor at 4am  in the other neighbor's yard while trying to run from the police when his GF called them for beating on her..... so when he barks, something is amiss and I need to check it out. My GSD stays inside at night, and is mostly quiet in the daytime unless she see's someone she is not familiar with. Nothing wakes you up like the low, deep growl from a shepherd sleeping in the same room with you, who has alerted to something in the dark. As a responsible pet parent, if my dogs are barking, I want to find out why and resolve the situation.
2016/03/03 08:22:00
Kalle Rantaaho
If that hissing sound really helps to quiet them, there should be a way to build a sound-activated gadget to take care of triggering the hiss.
It could even be a moderatlely priced solution, I'm not sure.
The movement detectors used for lighting are already so cheap, that I'd suppose you can find reasonably priced option. Then you could add the tension by making it trigger something nice, like screaming cats or Tibethan temple horns, which sound like a farting whale played back half speed.
2016/03/03 09:39:04
Moshkito
michaelhanson
Did some one take Beagles becan again?



nahhhh ... someone tried to muzzle beagle? BADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
2016/03/06 14:39:50
jude77
Definitely check you city ordinances.  Larger cities have a "zero-tolerance" for barking because people in large urban areas do shift work and have to sleep all hours.  Your city may have a comparable ordinance. 
 
Just as an aside, years ago a study was done of barking dog owners.  Here's what it yielded:
1.  About 1/3 didn't know the dog was barking, and fixed the situation as soon as soon as it was addressed.
2.  About 1/3 were just lazy jerks who knew the dog was barking, but didn't do anything to stop it.
3.  About 1/3 had Borderline Personality Disorder and kept the barking dog because it brought them into conflict with other people.
 
Your neighbor sounds like #2. 
 
What gets me is that the dog drives everybody else crazy, but it never seems to bother them!!
 
Honestly, good luck to you!!
2016/03/06 14:46:39
eph221
Borderline people don't *seek* conflict.  They just can't stand imperfection. :D
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Moshkito
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