Ever had to work with a Koala Bear? Sure they're cute but entirely USELESS!!!

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Ever had to work with a Koala Bear? Sure they're cute but entirely USELESS!!!

And dangerous too!  There was one that went into a restaurant, had dinner then guns down the waiter and starts walking toward the exit.  Another diner asks "Why did you do that???"  "Because I'm a Koala.  Look it up!" the bear replied.  So the guy gets home and opens his dictionary to see "Koala Bear - Eats shoots and leaves."
 

Finally! I thought I was the only one that notices this sort of stuff! When was the last time you had to depend on a platypuss? Well don't! Them oversized jackrabbits ain't any better neither! If you work with one of them you just might wind up getting beat up. They love to fight! 

Then of course there are Tasmanian Devils.
 
Thugs of the animal kingdom.

I Am convinced my X Mother In Law was a Tasmanian Devil in this country illeagley!

koala`s are not bears-they are Marsupialia-a commonly quoted misconsception.
 
 
also known as a "drop bear"-used to work a treat with backpackers,especially at night when they surround the camp and roar away like real bears-pretty scary although they are apparently "stoned" most of the time.
cheers

webbs hill studio
koala`s are not bears-they are Marsupialia-a commonly quoted misconsception.
 
 
also known as a "drop bear"-used to work a treat with backpackers,especially at night when they surround the camp and roar away like real bears-pretty scary although they are apparently "stoned" most of the time.
cheers

Ok.
 
There was one that went into a restaurant, had dinner then guns down the waiter and starts walking toward the exit.  Another diner asks "Why did you do that???"  "Because I'm a Koala.  Look it up!" the marsupial replied.  So the guy gets home and opens his dictionary to see "Koala - Eats shoots and leaves."
 
Better? 

http://www.myrtlebeachwebdesign.com/koala-lizard.html
 
ps:the Wombat eats,roots and leaves..

What about those cola bears....they're soda fizzy at first, but they soon become flat and corn syrup straight. 
 

 
''A kangaroo, he can be useful, he'll sit up at the table, hold a cup of tea in his paws...but a monkey, he's useless, he'll just hold you up''
 
- 'Oily' Page , The Moon and The Sledgehammer