2016/02/24 02:01:12
sharke
Probably should have picked something more helpful than "You stupid bastard." 
 

2016/02/24 02:45:36
craigb
Sometimes, there's just nothing else to add! 
2016/02/24 09:49:39
Moshkito
Hi,
 
At work, the program that they added for this, invented "answers" to the private questions, which of course meant you were wrong when they asked you the question the first time and we had to call in IT to fix that ... and force an allow us in to change the information ...
 
Really smart coding, in my book!
2016/02/24 10:02:40
ston
Have you tried:

y0|_|57|_|p1d84574rD

?
 
[editz]
 
I use a formula now, as there is no way on Earth I could otherwise remember the ludicrous number of passwords I need to use.  Alternatively, use http://correcthorsebatterystaple.net/ to generate a strong, mnemonically-suitable password, which ofc will be rejected by most password 'validators' which work on the absolutely incorrect principle that short passwords with a mixture of cases and one number are 'strong'.  Like bollocks they are.
 
https://xkcd.com/936/
 
 [edit 2: 'the rant edit']
 
...and who thought that enforced regular changing of your passwords was a good idea?  I suppose it would win the Password Strength Erosion Olympics hands-down should there ever be such a thing.  Not even Bloody Stupid Johnson would think that made any sense.
 
2016/02/24 10:08:04
bapu
ston
Have you tried:

y0|_|57|_|p1d84574rD

?


now every juan has my login info to monkeysRus.com
2016/02/24 10:27:03
ston
bapu
now every juan has my login info to monkeysRus.com



Site's down!  Probably been hacked, my bad, sorry...
 
/c04t
2016/02/24 10:33:02
kennywtelejazz
When in doubt I paste this one in first


I wish I was smart enough to come up with a better  password ...
come to think of it I wish I was smart enough to understand what it meant ...
 
Kenny
2016/02/24 11:53:31
bitflipper
I once had a customer site that, as a military contractor, had to be ultra-secure. Passwords had to be changed weekly, and were computer-generated random strings of text.
 
Sounds secure, but when I went into their offices early one morning on a service call I noticed that at every single desk there was a post-it note stuck to the side of the display with that user's password.
2016/02/24 12:35:18
tlw
bitflipper
I once had a customer site that, as a military contractor, had to be ultra-secure. Passwords had to be changed weekly, and were computer-generated random strings of text.
 
Sounds secure, but when I went into their offices early one morning on a service call I noticed that at every single desk there was a post-it note stuck to the side of the display with that user's password.


I once worked in a place with a similar password policy. Not military, but an environment where internal fraud prevention was a big thing and it was regarded as most important that no-one could log on to someone else's account. Passwords being changed by the server every 28 days to things like "djduk4859JDHSI----&98jdj", with dire warnings never, ever to reveal the passwords to others or write them down.

As you say, almost every monitor had a post-it note stuck to it. And if you called the IT help people part of the security check was to tell them both your user name and password, the two things they needed to log in as you...

The other extreme was when I was working for a British local authority. One day an IT dept. memo to all 10,000ish employees said "Passwords are meant to be difficult to guess. So we are a bit concerned that one third of you have chosen the nickname of the local football team as your password....."
2016/02/24 13:28:28
rbecker
kennywtelejazz
When in doubt I paste this one in first


I wish I was smart enough to come up with a better  password ...
come to think of it I wish I was smart enough to understand what it meant ...
 
Kenny


Look to me like fluid dynamics or possibly electric phase. "V" could be either "volume" or "voltage".
 
What is it, Bitflipper?
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