This bloke deserves an honorable membership in the CH community. He's our kinda guy.
 
A Mr. Smith legally changed his name to "Double Bacon Cheeseburger". His reason: "it was the culmination of too many drinks in the pub...everyone loves bacon, don't they?"
 
His fiancee is said to have some reservations about marrying a Cheeseburger.
 
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/why-i-changed-my-name-to-bacon-double-cheeseburger-a3186016.html
 

+1 for using Bacon as his first name.....
 
 
Probably wouldn't hire him as a Gas Consultant though.

Hi,
 
Steve Miller will have to change his song, now?
 
(Sadly ... it looks like no one here ever heard "Living in the USA"! from Steve's first album. It was actually a hit in the USA, and that last line is a classic ....)
 

OMG! Can I vote for him for President? I love to have a Becan Double Cheeseburger in office! Especially more than anyone else I see running right now!
 
Long live Becan Double Cheeseburger!

This sounds like an inexpensive way of achieving instant popularity. Think how it would feel (or help your career) to have millions of people repeating your name every day in front of fast food cash registers. At least as likely to be a brand success as Magic Dick (nee Richard Salwitz) or Manfred Mann (nee Lubowitz) but perhaps not as catchy or revolutionary as Marilyn Manson (Brian Warner). Still it seems more appetizing than Meat Loaf (Marvin Aday), and a lot less toxic than Freddie Mercury (Farookh Bulsara). 

Some people have a funny streak going through them...I just hope he never gets grilled by the police for anything because they'll think he's telling porkies with a name like that.

sharke
Some people have a funny streak going through them...I just hope he never gets grilled by the police for anything because they'll think he's telling porkies with a name like that.

"Grilled" Nice. 
 
One thing he might want to avoid saying is "Bite me!" though...

It's all just a bunch of baloney.......obviously all spammed up to be a ploy for an attention getting hog that just wants to be snug like a pig in a blanket.  

bayoubill
OMG! Can I vote for him for President? I love to have a Becan Double Cheeseburger in office! Especially more than anyone else I see running right now!
 
Long live Becan Double Cheeseburger!

Got MY vote!

If he takes acid, does he become fried Bacon?  If he takes a hit from a pipe, does he become smoked Bacon?