Until I twist the knob.  Will it toast bread quicker if I leave it on?

I doubt it Bob. That's the kettle.

LOL

BobF
Until I twist the knob.  Will it toast bread quicker if I leave it on?

Burn it ... safer and more fun, and it will get you madder than heck! It will be more fun to watch from a distance!

Moshkito

BobF
Until I twist the knob.  Will it toast bread quicker if I leave it on?

Burn it ... safer and more fun, and it will get you madder than heck! It will be more fun to watch from a distance!

Ah, college days.
 
Spread a thawed loaf of bake-your-own-bread-fresh-at-home on a 9x13. Cover with pizza sauce, some cured meats, and a bunch of cheese. Toss in a pre-heated oven. Fire up a couple of doobs. Turn on Don Kirschner's Friday Night In Concert. Fire up a couple more doobs.
 
2:30am
 
Face palm
 
Remove black hockey puck from oven.
 
Been there. Done that. No longer have the t-shirt. 

TheMaartian
 
Been there. Done that. No longer have the t-shirt. 

Did it burn, too?

Moshkito

TheMaartian
 
Been there. Done that. No longer have the t-shirt. 

Did it burn, too?

I prefer the first to the second, but they are related in a way.
 

 

Speaking of college days, a buddy of mine wanted to eat eggs for lunch and without understanding the correct procedure, put it on for 3 min........in the microwave.
 
Needless to say, the mess and stench in his apt. was not a pretty site.

Hi,
 
Yeah, but microwaves are good to get rid of Gremlins!