Dear Abby,
 
I'm writing this letter about a very good friend of mine that I've know since he rescued me from the animal shelter  .
 
He keeps telling me that if he keeps on practicing his guitar each and every day he still may make it as a musician some day ..
He has been playing the guitar since he was 6 years old and he still hasn't made it after all those years of doing it ..
 
All this musical practice he is doing is driving me crazy . All I want to do is take long walks in the park , nap away on my couch , eat snacks and lick where my dogie balls used to be ...not listen to scales and fingerboard exercises all day long .
 
Anyway , I've heard that the Music Business was Dog eat Dog as far as a money making business went ...
 
Dear Abby , Is my best friend just wasting his time "Waiting for His Musical Ship to Come In  " ?
 
 
thanks in advance ,
 
Duke
 
 

Dear Duke-
 
Just put up with it for now, and remember that he tastes like chicken.
 
(Oops....I wrote a reply to the letter. Oh well. I'm not trying to make any money in music now anyway.)

IMHO , the responses to the letters are always the super funny thing  ...
I'm pretty sure  if I wrote that to the real Dear Abby , used my real name and lied about my age by saying it was 29 ..
She would have told me to give it up ( Music ) and go back to school so I could get a real job
 
Kenny

Dear Duke,
 
You're friend is delusional. But make no mistake, all musicians are delusional.
 
Be happy he's not busking all day and leaving you cramped up in that musky old apartment (I assume he lives in an apartment, unless it's a van down by the river).
 
Give him one more year and then decide if it's time for you to go back to the "shelter" where at least you can see your old friends (or the ones still alive).
 
Abby

Dear Abby,
 
I have a "friend" who thinks he needs to own every major league plugin.
 
WTF?
 
Bapfused.
 

Dear Abby,
 
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Signed,
 
Sux man.......

craigb

 
WOW , that little guy sure got one cute Mama 
 
Dear Abby ,
Please advise me on how to make it in Music so I can hook up with that little guys Mama ...
I want to breast feed w her in the Green Room before performances
 
Kenny 

Who's Abby?

ston
Who's Abby?

 
Abby Normal?