I am very Q-rious as to the identity of the Screedmeister.
I reckon it's a lapsed member back with a new moniker.
And I think I know who it is.
It's pretty obvious when you think about it...
Jesse Q. Screed is in fact....
.... none other than ....
Mike McQ....
...... who's had a pre-frontal lobotomy and a sense of humour implant.