It'll never happen here.
For starters, Cakewalk sells things. Their forums need to be part of a wholesome and trustworthy image they need to convey to maintain their good name and standing in the industry.
It's also worth noting that we are not to be trusted to discuss anything remotely interesting like adults, hence the ban on subject matter that tends to lead to tempers getting frayed.
Unless you want to sing about said subject matter and/or are a forum host who can post what the hell you like with complete impunity.
"Do not what I doeth but what I sayeth"
~ John, Ch1;V1