I'm serious.
 
Hey Mark, I see Mr. Kanye West wants 1,000,000,000.00,
 
http://www.dailynewsx.com/news/business-news/kanye-west-wants-1-billion-from-facebooks-mark-zuckerberg-27102.html
 
but I'm wondering if maybe you could get more return on your investment.
 
I noticed that India dealt you a blow. 
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35522899
 
I commend your efforts to press on, but if you really want to reverse that sanction, I think you need to do the opposite thing.
 
Mark, did you know this?
 
http://water.org/water-crisis/water-sanitation-facts/
 
So, if you invest in fresh water infrastructure, folks would see you as a positive influence, and they would open their arms to your social media.
 
It is kind of hard to care about "likes" when one is thirsty, or stinky, or can't boil rice.  Think about the women that must care for babies, or grown men for that matter.
 
Give me 10,000,000,000.00, and together we'll make a difference.
 
OUT,
 
just saying
 
Jesse Q. Screed
 
 

I very much doubt Mr Zuckerberg visits this dump.

I'd heartily advise contacting him directly rather than posting an open letter in some nondescript internet backwater.

I'm not rich, but I'll personally donate $10 to Kanye if he'll just shut up and go away once and for all.

I don't think Kanye is worth $-53,000,000.  From what I've seen and heard, he's worth less (one or two words).

Kanye wants the money for his "ideas." 

Hey Mark, my ideas are (AT LEAST!) half as good as Kanye's so how about $500,000,000?
 
Heck, Kanye's "ideas" have already lost him over $50,000,000 so they must be really good, eh?

I'm pretty sure my missus could end up with £1,000,000 inside a month.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If someone gave her £2,000,000 to start with...

jamesg1213
I'm pretty sure my missus could end up with £1,000,000 inside a month.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If someone gave her £2,000,000 to start with...

 
Chortle
 
 
 

Jesse Screed
I'm serious.
 
Hey Mark, I see Mr. Kanye West wants 1,000,000,000.00,
 
 

Who is "Mr." Kanye West?

jamesg1213
I'm pretty sure my missus could end up with £1,000,000 inside a month.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If someone gave her £2,000,000 to start with...

I'd have £2 left because there ain't no plugin that costs that amount.