Kenny

"No" means "Yes"

BobF
"No" means "Yes"

I doubt that will hold up in court! 

No is a complete sentence .
 
What don't you understand the N ? or the O ?
 
Kenny

Jesse Screed
Seriously, what is the best way to say NO?
 
Jesse Q. Screed

Hmmm...Uhhh...... NO!

 
 
OK, I'll take the OP seriously for a moment...
 
'How' you say "No" must surely depend heavily on the circumstances and context in which one is called upon to respond in the negative.
 
As an added complimication, it is occasionally acceptable to say "No" when one actually means "Yes".
 
For example, when a leddee of the opposite sex asks, "Does my bum look big in this?", the correct reply is always "No". But never try to justify that 'no'. To do so opens a ch1nk in one's armour that is sure to invite a stringent piercing akin to a misplaced 'Prince Albert' to one's jap's-eye.
 
If in doubt kids, remember, the drugs don't work - - -  just say 'no'.
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
OK, I'll take the OP seriously for a moment...
 
'How' you say "No" must surely depend heavily on the circumstances and context in which one is called upon to respond in the negative.
 
As an added complimication, it is occasionally acceptable to say "No" when one actually means "Yes".
 
For example, when a leddee of the opposite sex asks, "Does my bum look big in this?", the correct reply is always "No". But never try to justify that 'no'. To do so opens a ch1nk in one's armour that is sure to invite a stringent piercing akin to a misplaced 'Prince Albert' to one's jap's-eye.
 
If in doubt kids, remember, the drugs don't work - - -  just say 'no'.

 
Strummy being serious???  Sorry mate, it just doesn't work.  No what I mean? 
 

 
 
Dear Craig
 
If in future you wish to use the phrase "To do so opens a ch1nk in one's armour that is sure to invite a stringent piercing akin to a misplaced 'Prince Albert' to one's jap's-eye", please feel free to do so.
 
Providing, of course, that you credit me with its conception in the appropriate manner, ya?

Can't say fairer than that!