I have a valentine

I don't don't know exactly when exactly or what tipped me over the edge 

I have to "hand" it to you Bill, that's funny
 
ur taking things into your own hands
 
at least your hand wont bury you in the back woods like that lawyer lady might have done

Señor Wences es sexy, no?

Si

I nevah knew bill is a lefty.

 
 
Bearing in mind I speak as a devout atheist, is it not faintly ironic that I am more than a little confounded that February 14th is now almost universally referred to simply as "Valentines Day" and not "Saint Valentine's Day"?
 
Apologies for dragging even the slightest modicum of religion into the forum...
 
 
... but please don't massacre me for it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He he, I see what I did there
 

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Bearing in mind I speak as a devout atheist, is it not faintly ironic that I am more than a little confounded that February 14th is now almost universally referred to simply as "Valentines Day" and not "Saint Valentine's Day"?
 
Apologies for dragging even the slightest modicum of religion into the forum...
 
 
... but please don't massacre me for it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He he, I see what I did there
 

Today, I don't have the heart to engage you

Ham N Egz

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Bearing in mind I speak as a devout atheist, is it not faintly ironic that I am more than a little confounded that February 14th is now almost universally referred to simply as "Valentines Day" and not "Saint Valentine's Day"?
 
Apologies for dragging even the slightest modicum of religion into the forum...
 
 
... but please don't massacre me for it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He he, I see what I did there
 

Today, I don't have the heart to engage you

 
I love how you married those two concepts.