Bapsi: Oi Straummy, are you bored?
Straummy: Why yes, yes I am.
Bapsi: I fought az mulch
Straummy: If only there were a place here on the internest where one could liberally deposit as much prosaic drivel as one ever could ejaculate...
Bapsi: I might be able to help you there me old pumpkin of the south...
Straummy: That would be quite the excellent place I should imagine
Bapsi: It is, we call it the "FSF"
Straummy: You mean...
Bapsi: Yes!
Straummy: FSF, the Thread for Dyslexic Posters?
Bapsi: Lulz... that never gets old that Straummy... when you always take any abbreviation or acronym and change all the letters around, or use all the wrong letters, but use the word "Dyslexia" or "Dyslexic"... feckin' humorous that..
Straummy: Many sorrys but I
AM bored
Bapsi: Well why don't you bugger off to bed then? It must be poking one o'clock over there in Englandshire, ya?
Straummy: Good point me old matey. Maybe I'll head off to me pit for some shut-eye.
Bapu: Tattie-bye then!
Straummy: Cheerio old bean
