I think most of the warped loons who inhabit this forum will enjoy this as much as I did. 
 
WARNING: contains potty-mouth words your mother wouldn't approve of.
 

 

''If I left you alone in the woods with a hatchet, how long before you can send me an email?''
 

Every morning I turn on the local news, and it features a daily segment by a self-proclaimed "Social Media Expert" who reports what people are tweeting about. This is one guy who wouldn't last a day in the woods with a hatchet, much less figure out how to make batteries or bullets.
 
 

I'll give that a watch later. I love discovering new comedians. I recently discovered Doug Stanhope (I know, where have I been!) after seeing him give a world class acting performance in an episode of Louie (the one where he plays Eddie, the suicidal failed comic) and I was that impressed by his acting I looked him up, had no idea he was a standup in real life. Potty mouth? This guy is one of the most offensive, disgusting comedians I have ever heard, but I just find him hilarious. He's like Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary and Louis CK rolled into one and on crack.

I'm not much on Rogan.  Some of Sam Kinison's bits are my favorites.
 
The one about Jesus being married still cracks me up.
 
 

Just saw a Louis CK gig on TV last week - funny stuff!  Will have to watch the video later...

Louis CK is a great example of a comedian who...."goes there"....when he really really shouldn't....but it's funny as hell all the same. What a talented guy. Not only is his standup top notch but his show "Louie" is one of the best things on TV of the last 20 years IMO. It's beautifully written and directed (by himself), the camera work is amazing, he's a great actor and the whole show is a perfect mix of profound melancholy and hilarity. There have been some incredible actors in there. I mentioned Doug Stanhope before, who didn't want to do it because he thought he couldn't act but ended up delivering one of the best acting performances in TV history, but also of note was Michael Rapaport's amazing portrayal of an overbeating NYPD cop who tries to befriend Louie and ends up losing his gun. Even the little girls who play his kids are fantastic actors. There is just so much talent in that show. 

jamesg1213
''If I left you alone in the woods with a hatchet, how long before you can send me an email?''
 

I don't know about an email, but the guy who came up with this Squirrel-a-pult might last at least over night. 
 

Love Louis C.K. humor.  He had a bit about people complaining about air travel that had me rolling on the floor.

Somebody complains that they had to sit on the runway for 40 minutes.
His response, which is better when you hear him tell it, but still funny:

Oh my god, really? What happened then, did you fly through the air like a bird, incredibly? Did you soar into the clouds, impossibly? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight and then land softly on giant tires that you couldn't even conceive how they f**king put air in them?...You're sitting in a chair in the sky. You're like a Greek myth right now.

Joe Rogan is a funny guy ...he has  "that unmistakable voice "...
 
I like a comedy sketch he did about the T Rex being super mean as a dinosaur because his arms were way too short to reach his own pecker
 
Kenny