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2016/01/30 13:17:54
Moshkito
BobF
I'm not much on Rogan.  Some of Sam Kinison's bits are my favorites.
 
The one about Jesus being married still cracks me up. 



Give them a suitcase and a plane ticket!
2016/01/30 17:52:13
BobF
Moshkito
BobF
I'm not much on Rogan.  Some of Sam Kinison's bits are my favorites.
 
The one about Jesus being married still cracks me up. 



Give them a suitcase and a plane ticket!




"Know what this is?  It's sand!  Food doesn't grow in sand!"
2016/01/30 21:07:22
rbecker
Now it can be revealed: For a long time I have had the idea for an epic TV-reality show a bit like "Survivor" or "Naked and Afraid" on steroids. It would have three or four teams in competition. The premise is to start the teams with almost nothing (Okay...Maybe a hatchet), and the winner is the first group to transmit a radio message within a given frequency range declaring that "We win!". The only set-up would be that the groups would be restricted to a given geographic range (a large range), and that the raw materials (e.g. iron ore, coal) to accomplish the goal would be somehow made available within that range.
 
A single "season" would span years. In all likelihood, none of the original players would make it to the end.
 
What is fire?
What is electricity?
What is gravity?
How do we know how big the earth is?
How can I conceive a time span of a million years?
2016/01/30 23:29:11
craigb

Would they get to use one of these? 
2016/01/31 00:05:52
Royal Yaksman
Nice one, Bit! I'm not afraid to admit that Rogan made me surpass a chortle and break open a stack of full on guffaws!

If you haven't seen it? Here's one of my favorite sets by Bill Burr:

https://youtu.be/-BSlqZYtWzQ
2016/01/31 10:09:19
rbecker
craigb
Would they get to use one of these? 




Actually, the show producers may elect to "cheat" a bit if one team gets into big trouble. Maybe not a monolith, but an aluminum colander or a few bungee cords or some such things along the way.
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