Here's the proof:
 

 
Turns out, they're part of a secret Satanist cabal (the Freemasons) and faked their deaths because they wanted to retire from the public eye. Oh, so you need proof? Well, how about this: the World Trade Center came down 33 years after it was built, THE SAME AGE JESUS WAS WHEN HE DIED! To quote the narrator: "How obvious can it be?"

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I think I need to take my nightly pills and go to bed!
 
Just seems way too sordid for me to worry about it! Specially if it was .... something like it, or just another movie!
 

bitflipper
To quote the narrator: "How obvious can it be?"

He mis-spoke; oblivious.

Do we need to start looking for clues on his latest album cover....start playing the songs backwards?

I'm trying to decide whether this is one of those guys who genuinely believe what they are saying or whether he's an attention whore who is just out to get people angry so he gets more views and attention.

Is there any reason why virtually every wackadoodle conspiracy theorist is male? Every year on 9/11 I used to see (and sometimes ridicule) the 9/11 "Truthers" who congregated at Ground Zero, and I don't think I ever saw one woman among them. 

I don't know how these hoaxes keep going (like the one about Mesut Ozil over the weekend - http://en.mediamass.net/people/mesut-ozil/deathhoax.html ).  There's probably some 11 year-old kid sitting in his Mom's basement who thinks they are being funny.

I was going to look into David Bowie's death, but it all seemed like a confusing labyrinth...

So then I thought about looking into Alan Rickman's death, but I heard when he died, that he died SO HARD!...

Or is that he died,... hard? (Why is there no cucumber emoji?)

Surely they mean, dried hard?