Just have to say it!

2016/01/06 14:23:22

MGC59

Larry! Glad you're back!

I can honestly say that while you were away I didn't buy any software!
(There is no truth to that last sentence. ..)

2016/01/06 16:35:11

MachineClaw

slowly raises hand. friend of Bill for 20 years.

/goes to back of meeting and grabs donut /